• me: what's your ethnicity
  • white: 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014
penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

35-24-35

jimdoesntcarrey:

*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny

(via spxncer)

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery, via forcefields)